September 8, 2008

Gotta love those moments....

This Beautiful girl is my sister Brittney!





She is my best friend. We are a lot different in so many ways, but at the same time we are a lot more alike than you would guess.





Yes that is Hawaii in the background...jealous? lol.



So I have been teased for years from my siblings about my naivity....

It all started the first time I went to the Gorge for a concert. We passed by a mountain with some horses on top. My brother said "look Brook! There's horses up there." and my response..."Are they wild?" To make an embarressing story short...the horses weren't real. They were those metal figures that you see at times.

So, ok, I admit. That wasn't the only time I've said something dumb. I could possibly be compared to Jessica Simpson when she had her "Chicken Of The Sea" experience on Newlyweds. However, I won't allow myself to humiliate myself even further.

But back to Brittney.

Britt has had her moments too! For example....

Britt: I love Guacamole. I wonder how it's made.

Me: Mashed avacados, seasonings, etc.

Britt: Guacamole is made out of Avacado? I thought Avacados were a fruit and Guacamole was a different type of fruit or something.

Brook: ...............................

Britt: What!?

Me:..............SERIOUSLY?..............OH SISTER!!

Next example (and this was yesterday..no joke!)

I was at church and my sister just seemed like she urgently needed to talk to me.

So, I stepped outside to call her....

Me: So, what's up?

Britt: I have this rash on my neck. It's getting worse.

Me: Britt. I told you to get your Syphilis taken care of!

Britt: Really? Do you think that's what it might be?

Me: laughing Oh my gosh!

Britt: What!?

Me: Britt! Syphilis is an STD!

Britt: Ohhhhh..........lol.


Anyway, I think it must run in the family or something.
By the way. My sister is 22 years old. She has a degree in Psychology. She lives in Salt Lake City, Utah. She is 5'10" and a skinny minny.....And she is SINGLE! So if anyone has a cute, totally available LDS brother who needs a cute, totally available LDS girl...let me know!

She does write a totally funny blog herself.

http://brittneychapman.blogspot.com/


2 comments:

Rene said...

I was DYING when you told me that story yesterday at church! It's bad timing to get laughing like that in primary! Poor Brittney, we were laughing at her expense and she's hundreds of miles away with "the rash"!

Kate said...

OK- she should TOTALLY go out with my brother danny who just moved to Utah.He is so awesome... ask Rene! Anyway, email me your sister's email address and phone number and I'll get him to call her. He would totally go on a blind date.